| Thursday, July 16th, 2009 |
| 10:04 pm |
I think I'm getting to old for this |
| Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 |
| 4:20 pm |
I just read in the paper Jeff Popp got ANOTHER D.U.I. How many is that dumbass???? Current Mood: around the horn |
| Thursday, March 5th, 2009 |
| 5:58 pm |
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| Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 |
| 4:17 pm |
So 2 days in a row now I have made a pizza when I wasn't hungry and proceeded to eat the entire thing.I need to kick the habit |
| Thursday, November 6th, 2008 |
| 5:57 pm |
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| Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 |
| 1:18 pm |
"KYLE ORTON AND HIS MUSTACHE"
So for the past 2 weeks I have been going to buffalo wild wings for the monday night football games and star 105.5 is there every Monday as well.They do this trivia battle of the sexes were th3ey pick a guy and a girl and ask them different questions for prizes.So last Monday I was choosen and ended up winning this contest and I won a 1 night stay at the Country inn bell vista suite.I called up the hotel and it is valued at $135 a night.So last night I went to Buffalo again and got choosen again to be in it.the lady instantly reconized me and said hey didn't you do this last week.The guy was like no this is obviously Kyle orton and not the guy from last week.So I eneded up winning it again this time I won a 1 night stay at some huge resort in Wisconsin Dells with a 200,000 SQ FT indoor water park.I called them up and this is a 2 bedroom condo with full kitchen living room and in room hot tub not to mention the waterpark.It is valued at $300 a night.Monday night is my new favorite night, time to go vote |
| Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 |
| 6:07 pm |
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| Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 |
| 12:08 pm |
What is moshin!?!?!?
Last night I went and saw Dethklok at the house of blues Brandon Smalls is a fuckin genious end of story |
| Friday, May 16th, 2008 |
| 5:23 pm |
Good times
Got a job, got a girlfriend, got good friends about to get a 30 pack and the Cubs just won. This summer is going to rule Current Mood:  happy |
| Monday, February 18th, 2008 |
| 6:30 pm |
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| Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 |
| 5:33 pm |
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| Friday, January 25th, 2008 |
| 1:17 am |
A Farewell
I would first and formost like to send my best wishes to Chris Warmbold for his recent loss.My prayers are with you.Second farewell to April and her Nissan for the DUI got rid of that and thank god she still is alive. stay safe my livejournal readers |
| Saturday, December 29th, 2007 |
| 5:48 pm |
REJOICE!!!
IT'S MANQWANZA!!!!! Current Mood: cheerful |
| Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 |
| 2:29 am |
Lets see here
Had a good time with the biggedt last night, many beers and many laughs later = gettin bitched at.Not by the biggest by the lady.Not reallt sure yet what think about her.Since when did LJ go to the shit's?? |
| Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 |
| 12:38 pm |
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| Friday, November 16th, 2007 |
| 2:44 pm |
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| Friday, August 31st, 2007 |
| 12:27 pm |
Notcie of Deficiency
So I just got a letter i the mail from the IRS stating I didn't file all my bullshit I should have and now I owe them money.I had a bunch of stock through walmart I cashed out on and now they want some money.This letter is literally the size of a small phone book with over 50 pages in it.I am going to have to call these son ofa bitches and figure out what the hell they want.I'm pretty sure they want $150 because that number keeps on popping up on all the pages.They might as well of sent me this letter in french because I have no idea what any of this means. Saw the movie Halloween last night, not as good as expected.Kinda just like a low budget slasher flick.I liked the begining when they were explaining Michaels childhood but beyond that I wasn't all that impressed |
| Thursday, July 5th, 2007 |
| 10:10 am |
"Why is my shirt sopping wet???"
Last night Jeff Poop peed on me because I fell asleep on his couch. you would think when someone pees on youj to the point your shirt is soaked and your shorts are dripping wet you would wake up.Not me I wake up confused and wet. thanks for the memories Current Mood: peed on |
| Monday, July 2nd, 2007 |
| 12:04 pm |
"Shes fuckin 16, thats awesome"
Last weekend was out of control at the bar and at the house.Friday night starts with bacchi ball and trust me, never throw the whiteball in the bed of your truck because it entails whipping bacchi balls at your truck.Anyhoo, hit up the bar mulligans on friday night to play a little pool and to have a few cocktails.Well a few turns into many and what is usually a sports bar turns into a dance club at night.After many sneaky petes I decide to hit the dance floor.Well when I bhit the dance floor things turn out bad.Anything from the homer simpson run around in a circle on the floor to taking my pants off and humping girls.So I really don't remember much but I got naked in the middle of the dance floor and got tackled by 2 bouncers who mind you while my shorts and boxers are at my ankles, chicken wing my ass out of there.I get a heev-ho out and cut the fuck out of my knee.The entire time these muscle heads are throwing me out I am screaming This is a hate crime, my dancing skills are uncerpassed As I'm waiting outside for my ride to get done with thewre pool game I find the number to the bar and demand to speak to a manager.They tell me numerous times the manager is busy and they will take a message, so finally I say Well when you see him tell him he's a bitch Hang up the phone.Go back to the house and get naked again and eat an entire red onion on a $1 bet.Black out So wake up saturday morning and hang around watch some tube getting ready for what entails on this saturday night.Get the night started and my old roomate trevor, my x-lady friend Sam and Trevor's sister Mallory.This is all at my new house I'm moving into this weekend.Parting havin a good time when all hell breaks loose.At one point I am playing cards with a few other people that came over and a jug of pickled garlic cloves get's dumped over my head.It's not a small jar either it a economy size jug you would get at a Sam's club.All fucking over me when my X-girlfriend freaks her wig and starts calling me a fuck face and every other name in the book.this chick looses it.I end up talking to her to try and cool her down because I guess me and Mallory where all over each other at the time.This broad Sam has some major issues and fucking lost it.My new roomate haven ended uop talking to her the entire night trying to find out what I ever did to set her off and she came up with nothing.I guess every single cell phone message I ever left this girl she saved and listened to on a daily basis.Weird stalker shit like that.At the end of the night Haven told me if I knew what was ood for me to stay the fuck away from this girl.Which Is why I changed her phone number to many of the do not answers in my phonebook.Fell asleep and when I woke up I had a text message saying I hope she was a good fuck. showed it to Mallory which she got a laugh out of.This drama shit needs to fucking stop.This new one which I really hope works out better not turn to the dark side, which I know she wont. Chill As for this last week 3 different girls in one week.Never had sex with any of them before.I am on a roll Current Mood: content |
| Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 |
| 2:13 pm |
"They should have been fired"
Got are cable shut off today.We have to change names for the cable every 3 months to keep are rates low.Currently the cable is under Walter Solbchek. AKA the Big Lebowski.Tell me how they allow this crap to go on I don't know.My next door neighbor is moving out after this weekend.I already told my landlord I want to be apart of the screening process for a new neighbor.I don't want some dude movin in next door, I want some young babe who will tan all the time, even in the rain.I deliver pizza's for a line of work now.Back in high school when they asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up I said pizza delivery driver.Now my goal is fufilled.I start next week delivering fireworks for a second job to firework stands.Yeah they ghive me a u-haul truck stocked with fireworks.What is wrong with these people.Am I the only one who has completly given up on wearing t-shirts?Shirts all together. Current Mood:  bored |
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